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    Miss Maria

    Some months ago, my late evil twin, regnaD, had the good fortune to spend an evening with Maria and, as my evil twin and I are joined at the central cortex, I could not avoid observing the festivities, dining on a bowl of grapes as he and Maria shared their carnal pleasures. And I took copious notes as they groped. From my notes, regnaD composed the following review, claiming authorship for himself, the slimy weasel failing entirely to acknowledge the work that was hardly his own. It went as follows:

    Let me first say, not meaning to disparage a very sweet young woman, that if you like Annabelle, you'll love Maria. These two have very much in common, the key difference between them that Maria is fully bilingual, while Annabelle is still learning English.

    I found Maria to be pretty near a body-double for Annabelle, sporting perhaps a few more pounds. Both young women have very pretty, warm girl-next-door faces. For me, however, to fully enjoy a two hour date, I really need to connect on a personal level with a young woman and it's there that Maria shone; she's charming, witty, articulate, interesting and cheerful.

    Young women come into this business for any number of reasons and Maria has hers. She's very clear that while she appreciates the money she makes, she's a frugal person without extravagant tastes and doesn't need it. She's here, like the boys that pay, to live out her own sexual fantasy. This naughty young woman thrills to the taboo of doing the nasty for money and, with that in her mind, it's quite a joy to know that, while engaged with her, she's enjoying her own fantasy while you're enjoying yours.

    Our evening began with dinner, moving from dining room table to living room couch to bedroom, the sexual engagement increasing with each move. If you like the challenge of exciting a young woman, Maria might disappoint you; she excites easily. Because SPing is an act of fantasy for her as well, she's quite given over to experimentation and is quite flexible in what she's willing to do. (Greek the exception.) She loves duos.

    An affection hound myself, I like the action to begin with some heavy petting, and heavy petting I got. After hitting the couch, we started kissing slowly and with increasing intensity, Maria taking a fair amount of the initiative. (She did inform me that she enjoys both being aggressive or passive, depending on the desires of her partner.) Finding ourselves only semi-clothed within a few minutes, we repaired to the bedroom and moved from kissing and fondling to some more serious engagement.

    The rest of the action I'll leave to your imagination and for you to find out for yourself. Suffice it to say that no lubrication was needed; Maria's own excitement got her natural juices flowing. While my time with her was a romantic fantasy, total GFE, my sense is that if you want PSE or what have you, Maria will be more than happy to enjoy it with you. Maria is a welcome addition to the business. My sense it that she's only going to be doing this as long as it's fun, so do be sure to keep her happy.

    editors note: mod 7 had identified this, despite having been written by my evil twin, Rumpleforeskin, as a third party review and threatened to delete it unless I identify myself as regnaD. So done.
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    Hey Rumple ....

    Very nice write-up about maria, glad you enjoyed .... the only problem is I am not quite sure which maria it is you're writing about here. Perhaps you could provide us the name of the agency she is with or other information that would help us pin down her identity. This way we can all ride some waves with maria in the near future, before she falls in love and disappears in the great blue sea ....

    Bill

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    Quote Originally Posted by Maxima
    Maria of Celine.
    Rumple, What does "evil twin of Rednad" mean? Are you the new handle of Rednad?
    Yes Maxima, this is he.

    Quote Originally Posted by rumpleforeskiin
    editors note: mod 7 had identified this, despite having been written by my evil twin, Rumpleforeskin, as a third party review and threatened to delete it unless I identify myself as regnaD. So done.

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    rumpleforeskin,
    You da man !
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    Rumpleforeskii or regnad,,

    I do not understand why you are using another handle ?? Why not post from your original handle , "Regnad"?/

    Also I thought that it was against board rules for one person to have two handles..

    Actually I did enjoy your multiple posts .. So whats the diff here, you guys post on the other board and do not post on this board ??

    Why is this board being singled out ??? Actually whats going on here ??

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    Talking Miss Maria


    HI
    I'm a MERB lurker who has used the board as a Consumer's Report for my infrequent hobbying in Montreal . So far I've had reasonable luck within the limits of YMMV and had little to add to previous posts . I've also been reluctant to post since every new poster seems to be accused of " shilling "
    However i would like to report on my meetings with " sweet Maria "
    We first met in February , . She is my only Montreal repeat ,]
    Booking was easy via e mail [ sweetmariakisses@hotmail .com]
    .Maria's website is accurate What you see is what you get , if you are into rail thin 18 yr old beginners don't waste Maria's time. In a perfect world Maria might be 10 lbs lighter , but look at yourself in a full length mirror before nit picking !
    The web site can't do justice to Maria in real life . she is young , full of life , intelligent funny, opinionated , looks sexy and performs like you hope your ideal dream girl friend would.We started with deep DFK and over two hours moved naturally into every variation of position and activity [ except greek , which I didnt ask about ] Every acronym was covered .If you treat her with consideration and respect Maria is an enthusiastic ,imaginative, vocal , uninhibited multi orgasmic lover . I can't wait to see her again when I next visit Montreal
    Fozzy Bear

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    ...and the website would be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by neverbored
    ...and the website would be?
    http://www.sweetmariakisses.com
    sweetmariakisses@hotmail.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by neverbored
    ...and the website would be?
    What, too bored to be bothered to use Merb's search function? you could have found out the answer to your own question in 5 seconds...(over 70 posts, I'm disapointed in you...)

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    If Noone else is going to say it...

    Quote Originally Posted by fozzy bear
    I've also been reluctant to post since every new poster seems to be accused of " shilling "

    Booking was easy via e mail [ sweetmariakisses@hotmail .com]

    Fozzy Bear
    If Noone else is going to say it... I will

    Shill

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    Gotta love how they lurk without ever registering a handle...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JoeD
    If Noone else is going to say it... I will

    Shill
    This sort of knee jerk reaction is why people lurk and don't post . Elizabeth's post is accurate .
    Fozzy Bear

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    Quote Originally Posted by fozzy bear
    This sort of knee jerk reaction is why people lurk and don't post . Elizabeth's post is accurate .
    Fozzy Bear

    You are right and also you should have post yours in the original
    thread of Miss Maria, it would have help.

    Maybe Mods can fix this !
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    Miss Sweet Maria Kisses

    There are a few threads on her but couldn't find a thread on her which detailed her indie career so I decided to start one.

    I saw Miss Maria Sweet a few weeks ago during one of her specials where time was not really an issue. I checked into the hotel at 3:00pm but had to return to work until around 9:00pm so I made my appointment with Miss Maria Sweet for 10:00pm. When I checked into the hotel, I called her and left her a voice mail message asking her to call me back after her class.

    She called me back and I informed her that I would be finishing work at about 8:30pm and would probably return to the hotel by 9:00pm in order to get ready so that we should still meet at 10:00pm. I also gave her my room number. We confirmed for 10:00pm but she had a few issues on her end and with a few calls, we managed to see one another at about 11:00pm.

    When Miss Maria knocked on the door, she was dressed in something that showed a bit of cleavage, a skirt, stockings, panties, and I believe a garter belt. I thought that she looked very nice.

    We chatted for a few minutes and had a drink before going to the bedroom where we did some role playing which ended with me performing DATY on her until she had an orgasm. She has pretty intense orgasms (shaking somewhat). After that, while still role-playing, she gave me a BJ and then we switched to CG. After my 1st SOG, we rested and she then she gave me another BJ until I had my 2nd SOG.

    After my 2nd SOG, we took a break and Maria informed me that she would take a nap but if I felt up to it, I should let her know. She changed into something more comfortable for bed and got ready for bed as did I. We went to bed and attempted to sleep.

    Being a very light sleeper, I didn't get a lot of sleep so at about 7:00am, I got out of bed and went to the washroom to freshen up. I then started to give Maria a massage and after that we went to the washroom for a nice bubble bath. During the bubblebath, we decided to resume the action and temporarily went back to the bed for some more DATY, BJ, and CG. After 2 more SOGs, we went back to clean ourselves up in the bubblebath.

    We then cleaned ourselves up a bit and got dressed in order to have breakfast. After breakfast, we chatted some more about her life and the hobby before I had to leave. We said our goodbyes and Maria left while I completed some things I had to do before checking out and heading to Toronto on business.

    After the long drive to Toronto, I basically collapsed in bed and had a very long sleep. ;-)

    Miss Maria is a class act based on our conversations about the hobby. Miss Maria couldn't have picked a better name since she is very sweet. ;-)
    Last edited by jimace; 12-08-2007 at 09:02 PM.

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    Miss Maria

    Saw Maris Kisses on her recent trip to Chicago.

    I was able to setup our meeting via email for 2 hours. She gave me a discount for prebooking but Chicago prices are not Montreal prices so was a bit more.

    This meet up with Maria represented some firsts for me. I know this may be hard to believe but I have never had a professional tune up in the continental USA, have always gone to Canada. So arguably this visit made me an official law breaker in USA. I might have to seek refuge in Canada.
    Also I have never done an incall, always out, but this time under the circumstances I went to see Maria. Went to her Loop hotel and in the Lobby gave her a call and she gave me her room number.

    As she opened the door I was surprised to find her so cute and welcoming. I was a bit nervous. We sat on the bed and chatted about generic topics, I was hesitant to make a move, I felt out of practice, thats because I was . She eventually touched me and moved in a little closer and my nerves and worries were lifted. As we kind of got started she asked about the envelope which was fine, I had totally forgotten about it and I guess I should have been more aware and given it to her right away without evening mentioning it, we are in the USA afterall.

    She undressed and I fought to get my shoes off. She was really easy to get along with and very willing to meet my needs, CIM was willingly agreeable for her, and in our 2 hours together she got me 3 SOG, the last coming towards the end of our time, so she really didn't hurry or cut me off at all. Id describe this encounter as GFE with just enough PSE touches.

    We did chat a bit about MERB and some of her recent travels. I do find it fun to be with a girl that is able to share just a bit of herself with you that you feel just a little awed. She was also gracious enough to give me an impromptu fashion show with her recent purchase, this topped it off making it a real GFE .

    I did ask her what she finds different about Chicago than Montreal/Canada and one of the things that stayed with me is that in Montreal if she is at a bar and alone that it is quite common for a man to buy her a drink and have a chat but here in Chicago that doesn't happen and she wasn't sure why. Its been my observation that things are a bit different here then in Canada, to me in Canada the women seem at a minimum to be friendly to the random man where as in the USA there is a bit of hostility if you make a simple advance. I tend to discount this observation as my activities while in Canada put me in a really good mood.

    I may see Maria again, but if I don't its not b/c of her but b/c of my own $$ limitations and the fact that I am an intermittent hobbyist so variety and quality are equally important.

    Body: Id say 8.
    Service: 10
    Attitude: 10
    Friend: yes
    with benefits: yes+

    I had forgotten my watch atop the TV armoire so came back to the hotel say 10 min later. I had to discuss with the guard going back up to the room, I knew the number but didn't have a last name, I had mentioned to him that I left my watch up there, he didn't ask any questions. He called up there with me only knowing the room number and a first name of Maria, I almost said her last name was Kisses. I was able to go up to the room to get my watch but Maria couldn't find it, that's b/c the armoire was about 6 feet high and she's 5'2" maybe.

    I did take the next day off from work. My only comment about something Id change is getting a room with a couch in it, I just find that much more comfortable then a bed for kissing reasons, just a general comment.

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